yeah so i don't know what i'm doing most of the time

and i live to make terrible jokes i'm so sorry

17th April 2014

Photoset with 38 notes

Jane is Worf.

Worf is Jane.

Tagged: rizzoli and islesjane rizzolistar trekworfsryit just happenedalso ugh i wish i had the remastered tng dvdsthey literally released them like a month after i bought my setso upsetso yes i know my worf gif is shit it's an unfortunate situationif i hadn't been to lazy to fuck with the filters a little more it might be betterbut nah just copy what i used on jane

13th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from A Shipwreck In The Sand with 879 notes

"I love her, I don’t care what you think. If you can’t accept the fact that we are together and that we love each other, then leave. Because I’ll always choose her over you."

Tagged: ugh

Source: gettingdesperate

12th April 2014

Photo with 60 notes


Eyewitness Jane Rizzoli commented, “They really are magnificent. I’m not even sure how to describe them to you, they- no, no, I’m straight. I’m really, really straight! I’m just stating the facts. See my engagement ring?” As Rizzoli was showing off her ring, Maura Isles, owner of the rack approached and looked at Rizzoli, seemingly confused. “Jane, you called off the wedding a week ago! When are you going to put that ring somewhere safe? You’ll lose it if you keep fidgeting with it like that, and you need to give it back to Casey.” Rizzoli appeared to pale at Isles’ question. “I know!” Isles continued, “We’ll put it in my safe when we get home.” At this point Isles noticed a customer waiting to be served. “I should go now,” She stated, and left to assist the customer. After watching Isles walk away Rizzoli turned back and ran her hand through her hair. “She’s just- I really am straight, she’s just my best friend. What? No, I’m just staying at her house tonight. In the guest room. She has a guest room that I stay in. By myself. Y’know I should, uh, I need to go back to work now.” Rizzoli then stood up quickly and as she left the table, she seemed to murmur something like “Frost, you didn’t hear any of that, did you? Frost?” After being waved over to a booth by another woman, Rizzoli beckoned for Isles and ordered a drink for herself and her new companion.
"She’s staring at her again," A woman who wished to remain anonymous commented. "She said she was straight? I don’t know, when I was having drinks with her, she seemed to forget I was there when that waitress came to our table." When asked about Rizzoli’s job, the woman replied, "She didn’t tell me. Is she getting paid to be here? She seemed pretty content and comfortable to me. I’m guessing she made that up. What kind of job pays you to go to a gay bar? No, she’s here for that waitress lady."
Rizzoli declined any further comments.

Eyewitness Jane Rizzoli commented, “They really are magnificent. I’m not even sure how to describe them to you, they- no, no, I’m straight. I’m really, really straight! I’m just stating the facts. See my engagement ring?” As Rizzoli was showing off her ring, Maura Isles, owner of the rack approached and looked at Rizzoli, seemingly confused. “Jane, you called off the wedding a week ago! When are you going to put that ring somewhere safe? You’ll lose it if you keep fidgeting with it like that, and you need to give it back to Casey.” Rizzoli appeared to pale at Isles’ question. “I know!” Isles continued, “We’ll put it in my safe when we get home.” At this point Isles noticed a customer waiting to be served. “I should go now,” She stated, and left to assist the customer. After watching Isles walk away Rizzoli turned back and ran her hand through her hair. “She’s just- I really am straight, she’s just my best friend. What? No, I’m just staying at her house tonight. In the guest room. She has a guest room that I stay in. By myself. Y’know I should, uh, I need to go back to work now.” Rizzoli then stood up quickly and as she left the table, she seemed to murmur something like “Frost, you didn’t hear any of that, did you? Frost?” After being waved over to a booth by another woman, Rizzoli beckoned for Isles and ordered a drink for herself and her new companion.

"She’s staring at her again," A woman who wished to remain anonymous commented. "She said she was straight? I don’t know, when I was having drinks with her, she seemed to forget I was there when that waitress came to our table." When asked about Rizzoli’s job, the woman replied, "She didn’t tell me. Is she getting paid to be here? She seemed pretty content and comfortable to me. I’m guessing she made that up. What kind of job pays you to go to a gay bar? No, she’s here for that waitress lady."

Rizzoli declined any further comments.

Tagged: rizzoli and islesmaura islesjane rizzolii'm so sorry this popped into my head in the middle of the night and i had to do iti am not a new reporter i am terrible at writing news reportsi am terrible at words in the first placei just needed to use doofy boston marathon reporter for somethingalso fudged the timeline obvsfor the greater goodjane's date wished to remain anonymous because i have no idea what her name was

9th April 2014

Photo

Somebody give me some breaking news and ticker tape captions? Am also willing to change the picture on the screen I was just to lazy to go to a dif ep to find something to throw on there so I just did the first shot of them together that I liked.

Somebody give me some breaking news and ticker tape captions? Am also willing to change the picture on the screen I was just to lazy to go to a dif ep to find something to throw on there so I just did the first shot of them together that I liked.

Tagged: rizzoli and islesjane rizzolimaura islesand the newsdudethe breaking news font is terrible I might change that

9th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from DECIDE with 2,217 notes

onedaywhatslostcanbefound:

ranejizzoli:

THIS IS AN OPTIMUM LIGHTSABER STANCE!

ITS FUCKING BACK!

Tagged: fuck

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9th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Guardian Rock with 379 notes

Tagged: look at the cutesasha alexander

Source: wickedolive

9th April 2014

Link reblogged from play at your own risk with 27,414 notes

Bored? Bold which one applies to you. →

jiminyrizzles:

You are in high school.
You dropped out of high school.
You live within 20 minutes of your best friend.
You don’t have a best friend.
You live within 20 minutes of the last person you kissed.
You live within 20 minutes of your ex. 
You have hugged someone in the last 48 hours.
You have been to the movies within the last week.
You have had 3 or more boyfriends/girlfriends just this year.
You have been a designated driver. 
You have broken merchandise and not paid for it.
You have played strip poker.
You are Catholic.
You are atheist.
You recycle regularly.
You are a brunette. (naturally, yeah)
You have dated a blonde.
You are friends with a redhead.
You are taller than your mum. 
You are taller than your dad.
You have a bank account.
You’ve written a check for less than $5.
You have visited the Statue of Liberty.
You have visited the Eiffel Tower.
You have visited Big Ben.
You have visited the Colosseum.
You have visited The Great Wall of China.
You have never been out of the country.
You have been a waiter/waitress.
You own a Bible.
You own something with a Pentagram on it.
You have used a Ouija Board.
You have been a witch for Halloween. 
You have been a zombie for Halloween.
You have your eyebrow pierced.
You have a Monroe piercing.
You have your nose pierced.
You have no tattoos.
You have more than 2 tattoos. (bolding bc i have an appointment for #3/4 so)
You straighten your hair occasionally.
You have worn a dress in the last 3 days.
You live somewhere that gets snow.
You celebrate Hanukkah.
You were at your own house last New Year’s.
You were at a bar last New Year’s.
You slept through last New Year’s.
You have worked on Christmas Eve.
You have worked on Christmas.
You have been told ‘I love you’ by someone today.
You were told by someone who’s not family.
You slept in your own bed last night.
You are dating the last person you kissed.
You regret kissing the last person you kissed. 
You are wearing a necklace right now.
You are wearing something red.
You are wearing something blue.
You are wearing something purple.
Your phone number ends with an even number.
You have kissed the last person you called/texted.
You are currently listening to music.
You are waiting for something.
You don’t like seafood.
You have eaten deer sausage.
You have given a complete stranger your phone number.
You have been hit on at work. (probably at some point or another but i am honestly terrible at social cues so)
You have been hit on by someone more than 20 years older than you.
You have been whistled at. 
You were creeped out by it.
You are a good speller.
You are very punctual.
You were dating someone in December of 2008.
You are still dating that person.
You have cheated on someone.
You have been cheated on.
You have been on a cruise ship.
You have camped out in your own backyard.
You are wearing something that doesn’t belong to you.
You are a Pisces.
You are an Aquarius.
You are a Leo.
You wonder what will happen when you die.
You are afraid of the dark.
You write in all capital letters. 
You have been told you have nice handwriting. (i have no idea why but yeah)
You have had a song written for you.
You have had a picture drawn of you.
You have curly/wavy hair.
You are wearing a watch.
You are wearing flip flops.
You wouldn’t date someone who smoked.
You know someone with the same birthday as you.
You are a morning person.
You are a night owl.
You slept in past 10 am today.
You have big plans for next weekend. 
You are thinking of someone right now.
Your job is stressing you out. 
You don’t have a job.
You have never had a job.
You were fired from your last job.
You know sign language. 
You will usually try something at least once.
You have been swimming in the last month.
You are pessimistic by nature.
You have taken a ballet class. 
You have taken karate. 
You have taken gymnastics.
You wish on shooting stars.
You wish at 11:11. 
Your birthday has already come this year. 
You have been in a relationship that lasted longer than a year. 
You ended your last relationship. 
Your ex ended your last relationship. 
You aren’t over your ex.
You have gone after someone you knew was bad for you.
You have let someone use you.
You were/are a teenage mom.
You are an otaku.
You are a cosplayer.
You were named after someone.
You like your name.
Your last drink was water.
You have visited somewhere said to be ‘haunted’.
You have skipped school just because you didn’t feel like going.
You have taken medicine when you ‘feel a headache coming on’. (i don’t get the quotes is this some sort of saying because i legit get migraines so… yeah i’ve taken shit) 
You are self-conscious about your body.
You have a hangover
You have a pet fish.
You have had a Jehovah’s Witness show up at your house.
You have godparents. (now that we’re talking about it i’m actually not sure who my godmother is, hm)
Your parents are still married.
You have step-siblings.
You are the oldest.
You are adopted.
You have a triplet
You don’t want kids.
You want more than four kids.
You have a bad temper.
You have made out with a complete stranger.
You usually make the first move in an intimate situation.
You have broken your arm.
You have had to get stitches on your face.
You have had an MRI.
Your fingernails are painted.
You like to draw. 
You like to sing. (alone.)
You can play an instrument. (badly)
You keep a lot of secrets from people. 
You don’t think people would accept you if they really got to know you. 
You don’t trust people easily.
You borrowed something you really need to give back to someone.
You drive a car older than a 2002.
You have lost a friend you never thought you would.
You know a child who died of cancer.
You know a teenager who died in a car wreck.
You have done something illegal in the past 24 hours. (or are we counting traffic violations? there’s a road that i typically drive 30-40km over the speed limit on pretty much every day)
You have cut your hair in the last week.
You wear glasses.
Your favorite season is Autumn.
Your favorite color is orange.
Your favorite animal is a dolphin.
You last rode in a car with a relative.
You last rode in a car with a girl/woman.
You last rode in a car with the person you are dating. 
You regularly watch Asian dramas.
You love Chinese food.
Your best friend is older than you.
You have to go to school/work tomorrow.
You answered every question truthfully.

Tagged: i was gonna tag this stating how bored i ambut then i realized that it's in the titleand that saying it again would be redundantalthough i've already done so

Source: brittanyjacobs

9th April 2014

Link reblogged from belonging lessons with 83 notes

A new love interest for Maura? :( →

thepriceismeg:

rizzlesarmy:

dreaming-in-a-world-of-dreams:

Rizzoli & Isles are about to run into a real doll.

Dollhouse vet Enver Gjokaj will guest-star on Season 5 of the TNT drama, TVLine has learned exclusively.

So with which leading lady will he be connected?

Gjokaj — who appears in roughly three episodes — will play Jack Keystone, a…

For fucks sake.

Eh. Frankly I’m more happy if this means Maura finally gets a legit romantic interest (if he’s a nice, smart, attractive guy who doesn’t either play her like a fiddle or try to kill her). She’s long overdue for some attention that isn’t table scraps from Rizzoli family drama.

Tagged: yesidc anymore if rizzles happens because we all know it would go terribleso let's just hope that this dude is decent

Source: dreaming-in-a-world-of-dreams

8th April 2014

Link reblogged from All hail the White Queen with 38 notes

The Long Way Round, a rizzoli & isles fanfic | FanFiction →

Jane and Maura get stuck in a car an hour outside of Boston, during the worst snowstorm to hit the East coast in ages.

Tagged: perf

Source: missmaclay

7th April 2014

Link reblogged from All hail the White Queen with 37 notes

Placebo, a rizzoli & isles fanfic | FanFiction →

cokecam:

Frankie Rizzoli could hardly believe his luck when Dr. Maura Isles started going out with him, but that fantasy quickly turns sour as he and his mother realize that, for all her intelligence, the doctor may have inadvertently substituted him for the other dark-haired Det. Rizzoli she truly loves and needs. Now it’s up to them to help correct this chemistry experiment gone wrong.

Subtitled: “This is all speakers77’s fault.”

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